Almond Joy Milk Chocolate Bar (343200) 1.61 oz (Pack of 36) Review
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| Price | $28.83 |
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- Amazon Sales Rank: #239041 in Grocery & Gourmet Food
- Brand: Almond Joy
Features
- 1.61 oz
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- 1.61 oz
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Almond Joy Milk Chocolate Bar (343200) 1.61 oz (Pack of 36)
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful.
Joy? Nah. Bliss!
By NyiNya
No candy bar is bad -- except for those that have "nougat" inside...those 3 Musketeer and Mars Bars. Nougat? It's like a crudified milk shake. Stick with the Joy. Chocolately coating, chewy, sweet moist coconut inside, plus the added genius of that almond. It's a cornucopea of textural wonder that elevates the Mounds candy bar to OH LORD THIS IS GOOD levels, right up there with the Mary Jane (stellar!) and the delicious but tooth destroying Sugar Daddy, or salty/sweet peanut packed Payday. All are in The Great Candy Bar in the Sky league.And all are cheap and readily available. That's the good news.Here is the bad: If you want the best of the candy bars, it will cost you a fortune on Amazon because it's from Australia and you cannot find them in America. This Wonder of All Wonders is the Cherry Ripe. It's what an Almond Joy would be if touched by an angel. Picture it. Dark chocolate, a thick coating you have to bite through, that flakes off and gives that rich, slightly bitter chocolately splendor to the filling. And oh, that filling. It's the same wonderfully moist shredded coconut that is in almond joy, but flavored with Cherry. Really. Sounds too good to be true, I know. But it's real. It exists. You just need to come up with $26 for six small bars.Australia is kind of accursed: a dangerous place where everything living has an agenda, and the topmost thing on that agenda is "KILL." There are gigantic fanged and stinging bugs, spiders and centipedes that are happy to give you a remarkably painful end; jellyfish, slithering snakes, octopi, platypuses, mollusks and the occasional toddler equipped with lethal venoms that destroy you from the inside out; plants and flowers and trees and shrubs with sap that will render you a quivering mass of agony; beaches chock full of gigantic and toothy sharks. And even toothier crocodiles. Both of which also haunt their rivers and lakes. Really, look it up. One of their prime ministers disappeared while swimming...Missing and presumed eaten. No place is safe on the continent. But at least Ozzies can eat Cherry Ripes as they wait for the inevitable. Just taste one already. Trust me, it is the star of the entire candy bar constellation now that the glory that was that was the Pep Chew Bar is long gone.The great Pep Chew was a canadian confection, so good it is almost impossible to describe. Picture a layer of bittersweet chocolate covering a minty molasses toffee interior that, when cold, cannot be bitten into, you have to smack it with a rock or hammer. Left in the sun to soften, you first lick the rich chocolate off of the wrapper and then sink your teeth into that semi-soft filling which locks your jaws together in a minty ecstacy. You don't chew, you just sit there, letting it slowly dissove, until finally the bite is gone and you take another. It is a full day's worth of silent wonder.Oh, Canada, if you ever want to be a player, not just an accessory, bring back the Pep Chew. It was your one shot at greatness. Nobody likes ice hockey that much, you backed the wrong horse. Bring back the Pep Chew and take your place among the big countries...pretty soon Kim Il Un will start threatening you, honest, and people everywhere will hate you for your democracy. The Pep Chew, it's your ticket to the Big Time.
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